Are you up for an exciting ride through shark-infested fields of corn? Put on your seat, because "Sharks of the Corn" delivers a whirlwind of horror and comedy. Directed by the legendary Tim Ritter, this ultra low-budget feature draws inspiration from Stephen King's classic "Children of the Corn" (1984) and reworks it into a hilarious and bizarre humorous spoof that'll leave at a loss for words and swaying on the floor at the sound of laughter.
Un Cornfield Carnival of Chaos
In the first scene, what appears to be a normal-looking cornfield "Sharks of the Corn" introduces the film's quirky nature. The film introduces Gary and Susan, two characters who gradually fade out of the picture after the film has veered towards unexpected direction. It weaves together horror elements with an abundance of subplots. The result is a thrilling cocktail that can only be described as being a cornfield celebration filled with chaos.
A Humanistic Shark Enthusiasm
Then there's Teddy Bo Lucas, a figure who provides an added degree of chaos to an already fascinating story. A psychopathic shark expert has a bizarre fascination with these marine predators. In case sharks and cornfields were not enough of a bizarre sight, Teddy extends his fascination the next level when the shocking crime is committed in his hotel room. The twist that is unexpected sets up a swirl of suspense and intrigue.
The Confusion Cults along with Sharks
The story gets more complicated as authorities place the blame squarely on Gary, a poor Gary in the case of Susan's murder even though he has no motive. The cult of sharks develops into a unique plot, taking us into our world, where cornfields and celebrations of sharks converge. Just as you think that it's impossible to imagine anything more outrageous, two bumbling burglars decide in stealing a shark's puppy from this cult. The show is a mix of both comedy and horror that keeps viewers on the edge.
Critiques as well as Comic Relief
Although "Sharks of the Corn" presents a distinctive and original film, it's not without its faults. It often jumps between the various scenes and characters, leading some viewers to feel confused and struggling to follow all the different plotlines. It's a deliberate style choice which adds to the humorous quality of the movie, however it's unlikely to be all people's cup of coffee.
The production values in the film have been deliberately low and the actors' performance falls into the realm of questionable. But, in the midst of weak performances, Steve Guynn shines through with his outstanding performance. He is being the character rather than simply reciting scripts. It's a rare piece of authentic acting in a sea of exaggerated performances.
Shark Puppets and Bonkers Plotlines
"Sharks of the Corn" showcases its low-budget appeal with basic effects, but they have a certain charm. The majority of the shark attacks are humorously depicted by hand puppets. It adds an element of absurdity to the film. A bizarre storyline that centers on a shark cult's scheme to revive a python goddess which is when (blog) the film is truly able to unleash its creative. In reality, though, this inventiveness often doesn't translate into an exciting movie experience.
Amateurish Cinematography, Explosions Optional
The one area in which "Sharks of the Corn" has a problem is in the cinematography. Its visuals and framing come seem a bit amateurish, and do not have the sharpness and elegance that you find in mainstream horror films. While this could be an intentional decision to retain the budget-conscious aesthetic but it can affect the total quality of viewing experience.

Final Rating A single "Stock Footage Overlay" Out Five
In terms of video quality, narration, actors and editing "Sharks of the Corn" hasn't hit the benchmark. Even though it's a funny spoof that is wildly entertaining, it fails to provide an immersive and satisfying adventure. As the reviewer, I conclude with a hilarious observation: movies, similar to corn, will only become better in the event that you throw explosions. Unfortunately, "Sharks of the Corn" fails to make the grade.